The man has BRAINS!!!
AND- HE WANTS TO KEEP THEM IN HIS HEAD!!!
(wait until I tell my friends down in Alabama!)
"Hey Bubba!" (actually, Brian, but we'll call him "bubba" for this little foray into literative lunacy)
"I know this guy what is buldin hemself a right gnarly offroader an guess whut? Hesa goin ta wear a HELMUT for to keep hims BRAINS all up in HES HEAD!"
"toss me a beer an hold onta this here sparkplugwire wouldjanow? Much obliged there, Now dontcha get all wiggly while I crank this thing for a minute"
Right wise of you there...
I wasn't 100% certain before, but you Sir, Have my vote.