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Humor:Sex in Subarus Poll
Posted 01 April 2000 - 11:30 PM
Yes I did it in my '78 Brat!!!!yup inside,not just the bed!
It was a blast to find out that Subaru seats folded nearly flat.That was like 1980 or so when I had a couple of nifty 'Barus,the GF and an FE,from the mid 70's.You couldn't fold back seats like that in your daddy's Maverick!!.....17 years old,totally irrisponsible,65 cents for a quart of beer,buck a bone(read fatty),car ROCKIN'!!
OK its late,Chuck inspired me,blame him
.....so come on(no pun intended)share your story(stains,rips,accidents),or make one up like they do in the magazines.
If you read this far congratulations,you have a bonafide sense of humor......I'm just blowing off steam from a stressful week or more of total,all-out,mind wringing,pppttttt!....sorry,enjoy!
Posted 01 April 2000 - 11:32 PM
Posted 01 April 2000 - 11:49 PM
Posted 02 April 2000 - 12:51 AM
Oddly, never in any of my Subarus. Used the front seat of my Geo Storm though. that was cramped.
Anyone ever heard that old Dr. Demento song "Making Love in a Subaru"?
Posted 02 April 2000 - 01:26 AM
Actually the most embarassing time was, my girlfriend and I went and parked the XT and had some fun, well when we went to leave the car would not start. We had to wall 10 blocks to her house. The next morning I had to take my dad back to where the car was parked, in the trees, it was the coil wire had popped off the coil, I felt stupid and embarrassed.
Sorry in advance for offending anyone
Posted 02 April 2000 - 04:21 AM
Me, a couple of times in the front passenger seat of 80 wagon. Not easy but possible and a lot of fun.
And a memorable mobile experience on a rough road. That was long before beer and food made my stomach too big. *SIGH*
Posted 02 April 2000 - 05:20 AM
sex in an XT...that could not have felt good
Posted 02 April 2000 - 09:55 AM
I was playing tour guide to A Gal from NewYork, She had come out to visit relatives, and wanted to see some real country...
Ended up at the top of a mountain romping in the back of my ole 79 wagon in the middle of a 2 hr thunder and lightning storm......That was a once in a life time thing...:-) Since then it's been kind of a thing to Christen the Newest car in the bunch...:-) Brats are a bit rough, but it is do-able.....Dirt roads are fun........:-)~
Next.......John in Oregon....
Posted 02 April 2000 - 07:48 PM
Posted 02 April 2000 - 09:46 PM
Yes the Dr.Demento tune should be the Board's anthem.
Whoopty doo in my Subaru!
John mentioned dirt road and I was wondering(JUST wondering) if we were going to get an "alternative lifestyle" post...."not that there's anything wrong with that"..(Seinfeld show)....mistaken for a shifter,wow.That's hard. have fun,thanks for not minding the mindless!
Guest_Machine Age Victim_*
Posted 02 April 2000 - 11:15 PM
yeah, my wife hasn't had a ride in the "bone rollercoaster" yet (hehe I love that movie) and my favorite Dr. Demento song has to be Fishheads, I have it on mp3, does any one have the love in a subaru song?
and that "alternative lifestyle" thing has taught me not to stop when driving off road!!! (not that theres anything wrong with that)
Posted 02 April 2000 - 11:17 PM
Posted 03 April 2000 - 09:34 AM
"Making Love in a Subaru" is by Damaskas, and is available on tape from CD-NOW on-
Dr. Demento: Dementia Royale for $9.49
I've never heard this song... is it funny??
Posted 03 April 2000 - 10:08 AM
"Making love in a Soo-ba roo! That is what I wanna do with you!"
Posted 03 April 2000 - 05:56 PM
Guest_Machine Age Victim_*
Posted 03 April 2000 - 07:55 PM
Posted 03 April 2000 - 09:11 PM
1981 subaru wagon works too.
1983 subaru wagon works too.
1993 Aerostar is fine.
1993 metro was fun.
still working on the pickup.
tips for xt 6
lower pass seat, not all the way, trial and error
have wife looking out back window almost
use your hands also
P.S. All of the above cars with my wife after married who says married life is boring.
xt6 was best
Posted 03 April 2000 - 10:48 PM
Posted 04 April 2000 - 12:28 PM
Posted 04 April 2000 - 01:34 PM
When I said " Dirt Roads are fun too,"
What I was trying to say was Driving down a good BUMPY dirt road......is fun too
Do I need to draw a picture...? :-)~
Count me in As a member of the club.....HEHEHE......
John in Oregon......
Posted 04 April 2000 - 01:36 PM
Posted 04 April 2000 - 02:18 PM
I was a young beach bum in San Diego picking up as many women as I could. Well I met this older married woman and she mounted me in the front seat of her Brat. We also got stuck in the mud on fiesta island the same evening. It's funny how long lost or should I say long lust memories can come back to you. I've since changed my ways.
Posted 04 April 2000 - 02:32 PM
You're pulling my "leg" right?
Did 360 seats fold back too?
You weren't in the middle were you?(not that there's anything wrong with that)
Guest_Machine Age Victim_*
Posted 04 April 2000 - 06:25 PM
the "Six Star Club" sounds good?
Posted 04 April 2000 - 07:55 PM
I like that!
"Ths six star club"
Now all I have to do is persuade my wife that it is imperative that I become a member
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