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#1 Milemaker13

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Posted 19 April 2007 - 11:56 AM

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#2 Durania

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Posted 19 April 2007 - 12:43 PM

Yeah I got a kick out of it to, very true ad.

#3 misledxcracker

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Posted 19 April 2007 - 12:48 PM

hahahaha that IS funny :lol:

#4 86BRATMAN

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Posted 19 April 2007 - 10:03 PM

I could see me having to do an ad like that one day

#5 Milemaker13

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Posted 20 April 2007 - 07:05 AM

I could see me having to do an ad like that one day

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Posted 20 April 2007 - 08:08 AM

+2

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Posted 20 April 2007 - 12:30 PM

Sometimes my wife sort of says the same thing, only this time I bought an '86 BRAT (3 weeks ago). She's not mad at me at all. As a matter of fact, I think she's a little worried about me. I've always had new cars, and lately have been getting tired of payments and insurance and mediocre gas mileage. She's thinks I'm crazy, but I feel great. I own the Brat free and clear, the insurance is about a buck a day, the gas mileage is much better than my Chevy Tahoe and best of all, it's fun to drive. So next time she tells me "do whatever you f**** want", she'll probably suggest some restrictions.:-\

#8 Loyale 2.7 Turbo

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Posted 20 April 2007 - 12:56 PM

Well... Nice Ad! :)



#9 Milemaker13

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Posted 20 April 2007 - 03:05 PM

Sometimes my wife sort of says the same thing, only this time I bought an '86 BRAT (3 weeks ago). She's not mad at me at all. As a matter of fact, I think she's a little worried about me. I've always had new cars, and lately have been getting tired of payments and insurance and mediocre gas mileage. She's thinks I'm crazy, but I feel great. I own the Brat free and clear, the insurance is about a buck a day, the gas mileage is much better than my Chevy Tahoe and best of all, it's fun to drive. So next time she tells me "do whatever you f**** want", she'll probably suggest some restrictions.:-\

Feels good, don't it :grin: Wish everybody would wake up :banana:

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Posted 20 April 2007 - 03:55 PM

thats funny, when my wife says "do whatever you want" its usually fallowed by "but...":-p

#11 Major Lazy

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Posted 21 April 2007 - 03:42 PM

WOW

I have been married 4 years and have NEVER heard 'do whatever you want'.
guess my wife knows me too well

#12 erik litchy

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Posted 21 April 2007 - 07:28 PM

dont those things have like 185+hp :banana:

#13 ZRX Doug

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Posted 21 April 2007 - 08:59 PM

Yup. Closer to two hundred measured at the crankshaft..
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I dunno how I get along with a measly 142 rwhp on my ZRX..at least my (ex)wife can't make me sell it!
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Posted 21 April 2007 - 09:26 PM

Yup. Closer to two hundred measured at the crankshaft..
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I dunno how I get along with a measly 142 rwhp on my ZRX..at least my (ex)wife can't make me sell it!
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Hmmm. A bike with roughly three times the horsepower as my EA81 :dead: I bet you can actually feel it accellerating? :lol:

I don't have anyone who tells me what not to buy ... maybe that's because I have too many subarus already :rolleyes:

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Posted 26 April 2007 - 12:01 PM

Hmmm. A bike with roughly three times the horsepower as my EA81 :dead: I bet you can actually feel it accellerating? :lol:

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Once your feeling catches up , maybe :burnout:

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Posted 26 April 2007 - 04:28 PM

Yeah, you can feel it alright..when I bought my 1100 back in '99, it was 'sposed to be a street toy and daily transportation..it ended up replacing my drag car in the end..there's nothing that feels quite like a fast bike, it strains the arm muscles to just maintain your position on the bike under hard throttle. The accelleration of a stock sportbike is outrageous, and the top end is just scary..mine's one of the slower musclebikes out there, but in the current state of trim it'll run a low ten second quarter mile and top out at just about one seventy. That Gixxer thou' in the ad would eat me alive, and a ZX14 Kaw or a Hayabusa would do the same to the Gixxer..
Scary-fast, whacky-fun!
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