edrach Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 Fake mud; I heard about this on the radio today. Yuppies buying fake mud so they can look like they've been off road. Weird. http://techdirt.com/articles/20050610/0750239.shtml http://weldon.neogenesis.com.au/?q=node/view/133 http://weblog.herald.com/column/davebarry/archives/015823.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flowmastered87GL Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 Ya I've heard about that before Look muddy without getting dirty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soobmater Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 wow who would be dumb enough to go buy fake mud. i say go out wheelin and you will get very muddy:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumby Boy Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 Yeah ive heard about it sounds like a wast of money to me. i was out teaching my bros mate how to drive a manual in my brumby today and on the way home i found a big mud puddle now im hooked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monstaru Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 they need groups for people that buy that stuff.......hello, my name is herkumir, and i use spray on mud.hello herkumir....... give me a brake..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyjo Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 I want some! to cover up the non-muddy spots on my car... oh wait... i won't be using much of it and remember... if you can't see the rust, it's not really there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diluded000 Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 I used a shovel in some of the local mud, then used the same shovel to stir cement. The cement rinsed right off. Having got two tickets in the mail since I moved to this, ahem, safer state; I can understand why somebody would want strategic mud on the tag. Now I would just go dig some out of the yard, but hey you never know. Maybe a bottle of this stuff will go for big bucks on ebay in 20 years. What I was really thinking of to electronically cover a tag number was making license plate holders that are full of high output infra-red LEDs. I saw the LED from my wireless keyboard on my webcam, and they make a big white spot on a digital camera. So 50 of LEDs those around the edge of a tag would likely obscure the tag number to a digital traffic camera, but not to the naked eye. Its just that these things cost like a dollar each, so it is almost cheaper to pay the tickets. But, think of the stale yellow lights that could be driven through with such a device! - James B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorganM Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 One more thing that helps give offroading a bad image Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet82 Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 I spray to get mud off! ....not on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbone Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 I think theres enough yuppies around here that I could get rich! I'm gonna sell canned mud! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkster58 Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 OH BUFFY....................you n't happen to have a can of " MUD in JAR " would you Dear????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SakoTGrimes Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 It's beautiful... selling mud mixed with glue for $15 for a 7.5oz bottle to complete idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumby Boy Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 It's beautiful... selling mud mixed with glue for $15 for a 7.5oz bottle to complete idiots. If there going to pay for it that their falt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
subie94 Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 you'd be surprised at what some ediots would buy(fords) i've seen trucks with paint jobs that looks like its been off-roading with fake mud spray along the fenders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet82 Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 I'm gonna sell the real thing and then to make it worse, I'm gonna under cut their price Moab Mud for sale! Certified by our own quality control department. This is not a cheap knock up or some Chinese import. This is the Real Thing! The original red dirt. No Off-Road vehicle is complete without it! Get yours today!!! $14.95 for a full 8oz bottle! And if you order now... We'll send you a bonus bottle absoulutely free! Orders please... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s'ko Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 I'm gonna sell the real thing and then to make it worse, I'm gonna under cut their price Moab Mud for sale! Certified by our own quality control department. This is not a cheap knock up or some Chinese import. This is the Real Thing! The original red dirt. No Off-Road vehicle is complete without it! Get yours today!!! $14.95 for a full 8oz bottle! And if you order now... We'll send you a bonus bottle absoulutely free! Orders please... I'll take four bottles.... and can you please include a some "FAKE DENT STICKERS" I can trade you for some Official Los Angeles South Central FAKE Bullet hole stickers. Maybe even some spinner hubcaps and a Yuban coffee can exhaust tip.... (this is a Chinese Imports..) I mean me... not the stickers. Bosco Wang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilesFox Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 yeah put me in for some fake rust as well. sumulated flaking clearcoat and the illusionary flat tire! maybe there is a market or this stuff "performance low slung exhaust" as in falling off spinning bent rim fake busted headlight, or fake headlight water(to prove river fording) anyway i would be in the market for some fake wet grass, since golf courses are risky business Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baccaruda Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 i've got you all beaten: FAKE BIRD $HIT made from chalk dust and clear and black silicone. put it on the door handles, no one will ever break into your car! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hondasucks Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 I'll take four bottles.... and can you please include a some "FAKE DENT STICKERS" I can trade you for some Official Los Angeles South Central FAKE Bullet hole stickers. Maybe even some spinner hubcaps and a Yuban coffee can exhaust tip.... (this is a Chinese Imports..) I mean me... not the stickers. Bosco Wang Why would you pay for fake bullet holes in LA? Just go park your car in downtown Compton overnight, it'll get some real ones for free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratty2Austin Posted June 18, 2005 Share Posted June 18, 2005 hey now.. i had real bullet holes in my first lifted hatch... just ask Zap, I bought it from him! (he claims they were there when he got it ) there are some guys at work who would buy this mud stuff... not one, but 2 of the service writers have ford f-350 superduty desiels, lifted about 2 feet and with gigantic mud tires.. but....... the chrome diff cover is soooooo shiny you can see your reflection in clarity.. (I think he waxes the underside of his truck..) its so rediculase.. the funnier part, is that I have as much clearance under my imps rear diff as he does!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezapar Posted June 18, 2005 Share Posted June 18, 2005 hey now.. i had real bullet holes in my first lifted hatch... just ask Zap, I bought it from him! (he claims they were there when he got it ) !!!! They were there. I did put fake bullet holes down the side of one of my brats, it had a series of dings, they filled the dents nicely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
subie94 Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 the funnier part, is that I have as much clearance under my imps rear diff as he does!!!! have you ever pointed that out to him,be fun to see his reaction.....nah he'd just say you were crazy or something like that out of denial Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s'ko Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Why would you pay for fake bullet holes in LA? Just go park your car in downtown Compton overnight, it'll get some real ones for free Who needs to park. Just drive down one for the freeways. Way too may freeway shooting recently. Had to resort to looking into my mirrors everytime someone passes me on the left to see if their window is down and what they are doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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