Zarana

Hey guys I'm an idiot, didn't tighten the battery enough, thanks for all the help! Works great! And no sadly had no one to take care of my car while I was gone :/

Oh and no rodents I assure you, I'll try the fob thing and post results, thanks for the support guys, keep throwing suggestions at me! And check out the video cause I'm sure it's some spoob you probably haven't seen before lol

I'm gonna try tightening the battery, also no CEL, the airbag light and passenger seatbelt alarm started going off constantly when all the other lights flashed. This is a really really weird issue

Just returned from a 6 month deployment to my car not starting, expected since I didn't disconnect the battery. I got a new battery and it started, but then wouldn't start again after turning it off, I got it jumped and started driving around and had all sorts of problems, all the lights would turn on, the speedometer and tachometer would drop quickly to 0 and then come back up to normal, and would jerk the car, as if the car died and came back on while I'm driving, I have a good video of the problem that I just uploaded on YouTube. I quickly turned around to go home and when I turned the vehicle off it wouldn't turn on again, even though it's a fresh battery. I'm thinking the problem could be with the alternator? It only had a very small amount of gas before I left for deployment and I filled up a full tank of fresh gas. Please help, I really need my car to work asap! Here's the link depicting the problem: