Not mine but thought maybe we could give the guy a hand finding it. I'm editing his original craigslist ad as there was profanity and a bit of volence in it (I'm sure well deserved) but I've included the link if you want to read it all.

 

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cto/1461666818.html

 

1996 subaru outback blue and grey two tone, tinted windows, dent in drivers side front fender plate # 369 EFF. Stolen from 54 and Gladstone at 10 last night. If you see it or the person who took it call Brandon at 971 227 9583. I'll hook you up.

In Alaska, if your car is stolen, you call the taxi cab co's. The cops up here don't care about a car thief unless its their own car.

Offer a cabbie $100 dollars and they will all be looking for your car.

A cabbie found my 1969 barracuda in less then 4 hours. The dumb F--k who

took my car was in the hospital for 5 weeks cause he didn't see the shovel that hit him in the back of his head. three times. And I keep his shove too.

 

good luck finding your car.

Edited November 18, 200916 yr by alaskan 2

In Alaska, if your car is stolen, you call the taxi cab co's. The cops up here don't care about a car thief unless its their own car.

Offer a cabbie $100 dollars and they will all be looking for your car.

A cabbie found my 1969 barracuda in less then 4 hours. The dumb F--k

took my car was in the hospital for 5 weeks he didn't see the shovel that hit him in the back of his head. three times. And I keep his shove too.

 

good luck finding your car.

 

Note to self: Dont ************ with this guy!

 

you would be pissed too.

this 1969 Barracuda HEMI coupe was one of 12 sold/built by Grand Spalding dodge, I bought it NEW for $3999 including shipping to Alaska and I still have it.

 

In Alaska we take care of car thiefs ourself and we don't call the police

cause they will be out of jail before you get your wheels out of inpound.

 

Im the nicest person you could meet, as long as your not a car thief !!!!!!

I would do the same thing to somebody I caught stealing your car too.

 

Jail doesn't stop car thiefs. Hopefully the shovel did.

hah, honestly, i dont really blame you for being that angry.

 

im just too much a p*ssy to pull somethin like that off. more of a non confrontational person am i.

 

regardless, i hope someone finds this guys car before its either busted up or stripped.

10-4... I wasn't angry, I was PISSED !!!!!!

10-4... I wasn't angry, I was PISSED !!!!!!

hehe, yeah, angry was a little off.