Using my favorite new toy, Google Earth, I've found a picture of the hellhole I got lost in and made a map.

Of course I started at "Brat" I ran along the red line til I got picked up by some nice ladies where the blue starts and they drove me to Autozone. The moment I leave the store is when I became lost, so I run along the other red line to the fire station, and run/walk to the second blue line where I got picked up by a guy in a truck. I know it looks like a short ride (that distance is a guess too) but he drove me several miles. The end of the last red line is where the bar is, and where I headed back to the 7-Eleven where I finially figured out where I was and took a cab back to the Brat. Fun, huh?

 

BTW, I am 99% sure the placement of landmarks are correct, I worked on this for at least 2 hours.

So what was the total "foot" distance:burnout:

 

~23~ blocks? maybe 3.5 miles?