In defense, I like my Baja Turbo.
I like its versatility. It can carry four people, small loads (ie, trips to Home Debit), and trips with my moto-x to the outcountry with ease. It is both comfortable and fun to drive, gets acceptable gas mileage and the insurance costs are not bad. I have had it only 2 months, but time will tell.
Your pictures show great artistry but I believe what you really want from Subaru is an updated Brat 4WD pickup. To each his own...
Why don't I see more criticism of the Avalanche or that horrid offshoot Caddy Explainaway? Or any extended cab pickup for that matter?
I am not trying to make enemies here, just voicing my support for a well built Subaru product.