How about:

 

It's there so when I do a WRX or STI swap I don't have to cut in a hood scoop!

I'm pretty sure the scoop is there to attract girls.

 

The hood scoop is there to let the rest of us know that the clowns are coming. A lame, non-functioning hood scoop was the TOTAL reason -well, that and its Indiana Jones OUTBACK badge- that I bought a new Legacy in '98 instead of the Outback . Although, I did build a real cool, three-foot rear spoiler for it out of plywood.

 

Juan

The hood scoop is there to let the rest of us know that the clowns are coming. A lame, non-functioning hood scoop was the TOTAL reason -well, that and its Indiana Jones OUTBACK badge- that I bought a new Legacy in '98 instead of the Outback . Although, I did build a real cool, three-foot rear spoiler for it out of plywood.

 

Juan

 

you're a downer..

 

 

go to nasioc, they like asses there.

you're a downer..

 

 

go to nasioc, they like asses there.

 

Si. Soy un "downer", y usted(es) ere/son feo(s). Yo, sin embargo, por la man'ana, es posible soy un "upper".

 

Green, I call 'em as I see 'em. I'm just saying that a fake hood scoop is kinda like a three-foot rear spoiler made out of plywood. Please explain your problem with that?

 

That's all I can bring myself to say about you in here. I have too much respect for this board. By the time you get done reading this, you'll know you're one.

 

Juan