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What's so funny?? The part about the wagon? I do believe that it will smoke a cavalier no problem. You do know that wagon belongs to someone here on the board right? I forget who but I remember him telling us about those badges that he did. Was I reading the wrong part or was that part what you thought was funny?

c'mon boz. it is funny. i just love the comments about how the spare tire helps keep the wheels on the ground and the body outline thing is cool too.

 

seems to me like some kid. i kinda relate. but not all that gangsta b.s. talk

 

oh, and boz, what's the status on those pugs?

That belongs to Samo, someone I've known for years dating back to when we were both Nissan guys. The page is kind of a tongue-in-cheek look at the EA82, but all the stuff he says about how cool the car is is true- Sam is one of the craziest-about-Subies guys I know.

I wasn't busting him. I just didn't know what part he thought was funny. I gotta admit, I didn't read the whole thing. I just got back from PA and am trying to catch up. As for the pugs, where did we leave off? I forget. Was I supposed to give you a final price? Shoot me an email with your address and I will give you an over estimate on shipping because I will have to weigh a rim with a tire on it. Then size up how big a box/crate will be. And get a price on the rim from the yard. Did you want 4 or 5 total? Email me. Boz

 

Sorry for the post hijack.

Now thats some good "Tongue in Cheek" self deprecating humor allrighty! That guys onto something. I bet he gets chicks,,,not for the car but because he's got a sense of humor. But he should move up to street racing Ferraris in NYC like me! They are easy pickins on rainy nights.LOL

Did you see how clean that car is under the hood?

wow i just looked back and noticed... man, even I don't obsess over my subaru to that degree...

I was that way!

 

 

 

Till I found a mud puddle. :bday: :brow::burnout:

I didn't read anyones replys to this topic... But thats Sam's car, he is on the board. I think his usmb name is samo or something? im not sure.

It walks a fine line between total obsession and complete lunacy. Gotta love it :D

 

 

 

By the way: How many horsepower in a standard 1.8?

  • 2 months later...

man he stole my cool blue 76 sticker idea which is now on the back hatch of my 76 (used to be a 76 unical decal saying "76 cool blue 100")

I like the way that Weapon-R filter wedges up against the air duct in the fender. Nice fit. And I thought my engine bay was clean. Damn.

 

Refreshingly funny website.:D I don't like to take my Sube too seriously either.

Too funny:lol:, too honest:grin:

 

Sweet ride, wish I could keep my wagon that clean!

 

Cheers,

Chris

That guy is funny! We need guys like him to counter all of the tightwads in the world. Cool soob too.

i especially enjoyed the

"185/75/14 Douglas tires with custom camber wear"

 

haha that guys great!

Yay! Everybody loves me!

 

That's my baby alright! I'm glad you guys found my site enjoyable! Really brings a grin to my face :D :D !

 

My Scooby is seriously a bitchin' ride, and I'm madly in-love with it. It's seriously the best car ever, and I wouldn't trade it for anything short of Jessica Alba. And she'd have to stop saying dumb stuff.

 

MaroonDuneDoom - Unfortunately, the body outline had to go. I had people getting pissed when they saw it for whatever reason. I guess some people just don't have the "Sense of Humor" gene.

 

Steve - w00t! What's happening, dawg?

 

ByTheSea - I certainly don't get as many chicks as I think I deserve, but I guess my goals in that matter might be a tad unrealistic :D .

 

Archemitis - You wouldn't believe the number of people who are offended by that. Weirdos.

 

XSNRG - I'm from the show car world - I help build and show my best friend's Sentra, so keeping things spotless is a must for me.

 

Bushbasher - What can I say? I love my car :) .

 

Subynut - I've managed to find a bit of mud with her, and it certainly is a lot of fun :D . Hopefully I can add some more dirt in the near future.

 

Matt - What's happenin' my nizzle?

 

Bajavwnsoobnut - The idea's all you. I'm taking most, if not all, the vinyl off soon.

 

SubaRube - That MAF adapter actual bolted straight up off my old Sentra... odd coincidence. The filter makes the Subaru sound PISSED :D .

 

The Chrises and Johnathan - Thanks :D !

 

Miles - Oh, I've heard plenty about the Trashwagons :)

 

xforxlifex - Everything is a mod :D

 

subiemech85 - For me it's better to pass visual inspection and such than to have a sweet exhaust, unfortunately.

 

subawoohoo - My tires RULE!

 

I dunno quite what to say, guys... I'm just pretty flattered that you guys with all your crazy off-road Scoobys like my pedestrian, daily-driver, plain vanilla wagon :) .

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